Megan's graduation.

In the park.

At Panera. Arguing with panhandlers..!

Dude, what part of get the fuck up from my table and leave me alone don't you understand?

Wake up, Mike.

Working on Memorial Day.

"Welcome to my crap-tacular job..."

Wrecked my damn truck.

Rear bumper smashed in, and other stuff.

Just got the call, will get repaired under the insurance of the girl who smacked me, yay...!

And no one was hurt, good deal.

Wasting Friday afternoon.

At work. Killing snakes.

John Kirkpatrick: Fucking snakes
Michael Goolsby: fucking copperhead in the security office
Michael Goolsby: i hacked it to death with a garden hoe
Michael Goolsby: i should have put a ribbon around it and just left the mother fucker there
John Kirkpatrick: that's funny!
Michael Goolsby: imagine being pitten by a snake with a pretty ribbon tied to it... sends a fucking message
John Kirkpatrick: that's ver messed up, but still funny

With Laura.

Cat box.